

Stuff I wish existed, so I made it.
My free will, neatly packaged for purchase — because chaos doesn’t ship well.

So… what is this?
This is where my creative free will goes shopping for attention. Expect art, merch, digital doodads, and other things you didn’t know you wanted until now.
Show me the nonsense →
What’s Your Vibe?
Wear It
Sarcasm you can wash and repeat.
Carry It
Groceries, secrets, and emotional baggage.