Stuff I wish existed, so I made it.

My free will, neatly packaged for purchase — because chaos doesn’t ship well.

A woman with curly blonde hair and a nose piercing, smiling with her chin resting on her hand, sitting at a pink table with cupcakes decorated with strawberries, whipped cream, and sprinkles, against a blue background.

So… what is this?

This is where my creative free will goes shopping for attention. Expect art, merch, digital doodads, and other things you didn’t know you wanted until now.

A beige tote bag with red text and illustrations of croissants, with the phrase, "Stop, I could've dropped my croissant. Limited interest, unlimited supply."
Light gray crewneck sweatshirt with the word 'COZY' in large black letters and smaller text elements saying 'Comfortable in my skin,' 'feet up above your sins,' and 'I love myself, goddamn' on the front.
Pink T-shirt with white text listing various activities and emotions such as talking, laughing, loving, fighting, crying, drinking, riding, winning, losing, cheating, kissing, thinking, dreaming.

Show me the nonsense →

What’s Your Vibe?

Wear It

Sarcasm you can wash and repeat.

Gray crewneck sweatshirt with the word "COZY" printed in bold black letters on the front. Small text below includes "Comfortable in my skin," "Feet up above your sins," and "I love myself, goddamn."

Carry It

Groceries, secrets, and emotional baggage.

A beige tote bag with red text and illustrations of croissants, with the phrase "Stop, I could've dropped my croissant" and additional text "Limited interest, unlimited supply".